the list

i realize it's completely unhealthy to keep clinging to this list (aka the list of people i want to punch in the face), but whatever. nobody's ever called me the healthiest person so i thought i'd once again use photoshop to express myself.

the first person in line is the idiot lawyer i've been dealing with for work who called me and complained that i didn't give him enough time to respond to a demand i sent him. i first stayed firm and wouldn't give in, but i eventually relented and granted him an additional three days. he then started complaining that i was being unreasonable. i told him i had already okay'd three more days. he said to me, "yeah, but at first you weren't going to give me any more time." cry baby!

the second person in line is the (in my mind) mulleted loser who stole money for tiny girl scouts as they manned their cookie station in front of a grocery store. who would stoop so low? loser.

lastly (for now) is ticketmaster. they just can't help but charge exorbitant fees to those of us that simply want to enjoy our favorite music in person. thieves.

bad day at work

Since I didn't get a chance to snap a picture of the place I was working this week, I thought I'd draw a picture. It took me about an hour. It's mostly self-explanatory and as realistic as possible except for the apparent age of the old woman. She is actually 150 years older than she appears in this rendering.

I had to go back today to get pick up some documents and the tiny dog put its paw on my leg. I think it was a silent cry for help; I think it was trying to say, "take me with you, she's crazy and this place is rancid. I cannot live in these conditions!"